Warped Sense of Humor, Take 1

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I love books, hell we BOTH love books!
 
And, as I was listing a book today, I found this spread.
 
Made me chuckle. Ok, made me completely laugh out loud.
 
Maybe it's just that there are always so many bananas around here.....
 
 

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